That my laptop has broken down TWICE

Red Ring of Death!

That the kid who sits next to me in Algebra apparently does not have the ability to bathe

Shaving my legs (they get stubbly too fast)

The feeling one gets when they are menstrating and sits for a while, then stands up *shiver* <- For you, Kali

When doctors give breast examinations with their freezing hands and, to keep your mind off of their cold hand caressing you, ask you about ICE CREAM!!!!!!

That Hot Asian Bassist probably will never notice me and if he does, it'll be for, like, tripping, shooting milk out of my nose, etc.

Steve's haircut

Mr. Stiles' wife (she's rude, condescending, irratable, probably has a dusty uterus, etc.)

Dragon Quest IV: Chapters of the Chosen. Even though it's a GREAT game, I can't seem to grind because all of the monsters are too tough for my posse and they all die and I have to pay the church about 200 gold per person. I have SEVEN characters

Teenagers ( I know that doesn't make any sense, seeing as I'm a teenager myself...but I hate 'em! )

That my breasteses are bigger than my mom's...and she noticed

That my face was suddenly attacked by acne

Bananas; I find them foul and repugnant

That everyone in my house got new furniture except for me, so I'm stuck with this gross, stark white four-poster bed I got for my tenth birthday

Bob ( Kendall and Anna, I know you know what I'm talking about! )

School Pep Rallies ( It's just publicity for the slutty cheerleaders and even sluttier dance ensamble. But at least we can watch them all fall down like London Bridge! )

That on the Band of Gypsys album and the Crash Landing album ( Jimi Hendrix ) the same song has two different names

Swine Flu ( I know it's relatively serious, but more people die from the seasonal flu than H1N1)

When people clear their throats excessively (ahemahemahemJAKEYahemahemahem)

My eyelids are uneven

I've had a lot of weird dreams lately, but can't seem to remember them clearly enough

I have this strange cough that won't go away ( I'm not sick, though)

Pregnant women's belly buttons (They're pointy!)

The way my lips are shaped makes me look like I'm constantly frowning (I didn't notice until my grandma pointed it out...)

That a lot of people don't find Bruce Lee attractive when he's the most beautiful man I've ever seen, hands down

That my left boob is bigger than my right one, which is normal, but still irksome

My mom won't set up an optometrist appointment for me, even though I've told her repeatedly that my vision is worsening

Snuggies

Prince turned down Activision's request to appear on Guitar Hero